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Joke of the Day
"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"
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"I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight."
"our top story today after a disappointing summer Humpty Dumpty has a great fall"
"So I let a homosexual man fuck my ear today... Now I have hearing AIDs"
"This is just a temporary status...until I think of something better"
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS! -Texas Senator Wendy Davis"
"Whats a ducks favourite type of sex? [OC] Pondage"
"How did Sigmund Freud die? He slipped"
"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."
"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"