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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."
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"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."
"How do you calm down an astronaut? ...you give him space."
"2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.."
"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."
"Told my mom ""The D"" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D."
"Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching."
"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."
"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""
"wife [text] I'm so proud of you for sticking to your diet me [can't respond because there's powdered donut on my fingers]"