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Joke of the Day

"For hire: Unemployed dwarf No job; too small"

"Last night I had a horrible nightmare about Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid; I was petrified."

"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."

"If you read stressed backward it's desserts...coincidence? :)"

"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."

"Some family is never more than just blood."

"Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player? No, what about him? He's a spooktacular quarterback."

"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""