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Joke of the Day
"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !"
"Autocorrect just turned ""stepdaughter"" into ""lying manipulative drug addict that lives in the basement and brings dudes in thru the slider"""
"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way, you get your dog back."""
"How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"Can someone get Trump a thesaurus, I can't listen to the same 23 words every day"
"My father walks into a bar... And stays there for the rest of my childhood."
"I invited Jim for dinner ""Jim from church or Jim who travels everywhere by catapult?"" [Loud thud on the roof] *sigh* ""I'll get the ladders"""
"What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards."
"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"