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Joke of the Day
"A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says ""have sex with me."" She replies ""if you incest."""
Next Joke
"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."
"[interview at a clothing store] be cool, don't let them know you're a dog ""so what color is this dress?"" oh you gotta be kidding me"
"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."
"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."
"My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three. I told him it was a little unorthodox."
"My little brother just threw a milk carton at me.. How dairy."
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just sit around and compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old."
"A recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."