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Joke of the Day

"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."

"*A demon tries to posses my soul while I sleep but can't because he's choking on all of the axe body spray I'm wearing*"

"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."

"85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon"

"I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'"

"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"

"Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots."

"Went to Hollister but nothing fit, plus got lost in there for a week. Came out 30lbs lighter, so went back in to buy a shirt. Well played."

"I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened. I thought it was pretty pointless"