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Joke of the Day
"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""
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"Top Gun was so unrealistic Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle"
"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."
"Her: You have selective hearing. You never hear criticism and only hear things that make you look good. Me: Thanks, you look good too."
"Why are people who work in IT amazing at relationships and sex? When there is a problem they just turn them off and back on"
"What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? ""Boo-bees"""
"You know, I never understood why calling someone a pussy was an insult. I mean, you are what you eat."
"What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in."
"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."
"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"