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Joke of the Day
"I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'"
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"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."
"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"
"Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands."
"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""
"You're a unit of power Harry ""Im a watt?"""
"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."
"Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt."
"Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !"