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Joke of the Day

"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."

"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"

"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"

"Why does ed not have a girlfriend? Because sheeran"

"Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home."

"With inflation, it would be Mambo No. 6.59 in 2013"

"Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in."

"How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)"

"The inventor of the Red Solo Cup had died. His body was found under the sofa in the living room three days after his death."

"What's a drug lord woman called? A drug lady? A heroin heroine?!"