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Joke of the Day
"IF JFK taught me one thing... The best way to clear your head is to take a ride in your car."
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"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
"LIFE HACK: hide a hot dog in your popcorn to give your date something to play with while you enjoy the movie"
"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"
"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning."
"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"
"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."
"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."