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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"

"*Takes kids for sushi before seeing ""Finding Dory""*"

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."

"A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience. He said it was a blast."

"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."

"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."

"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."