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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank. One said ""You man the guns and i'll drive!"""
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"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"
"If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof.... ...would you help your uncle Jack off?"
"BE WARNED I am taking careful note of all of your sins and reporting back to God in my nightly prayers"
"How do you tell off a toilet? Tell them to eat shit."
"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."
"My ass is a better cook than me because... At least what it makes is supposed to taste like shit."
"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"
"Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? He was expecting showers."