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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell off a toilet? Tell them to eat shit."
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"Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates"
"What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs"
"[SETI receives extraterrestrial signal from 95 light years away] [scientist decodes message in the signal] ""enough...with...the...Harambe...jokes"""
"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."
"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."
"So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he's been working on. It's about time too, right?"
"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding... ...and then I saw her face."
"Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure? Because i want to drop babies in you."