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Joke of the Day

"*bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: ""This is a funeral"" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER"

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son."

"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"

"*Buys a bunch of wooden letters* Cashier: Feeling crafty? Me: Nope, just trying to make a name for myself."

"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing."

"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."

"What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama."

"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"