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Joke of the Day
"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"
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"I one the sandwich."
"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""
"Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having"
"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."
"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."
"How to win the war on drugs... .1) Legalize all drugs. .2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"How did Jesus get so ripped? By doing Crossfit"
"What did the black man get on his SAT's? BBQ sause."