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Joke of the Day
"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."
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"""Follow your dreams!"" - someone born into money"
"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only took 1 nail to hang the picture."
"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."
"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."
"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."
"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"
"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""
"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."
"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"