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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."
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"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey!"" The horse replies, ""you read my mind!"""
"Best part of Donald Trump giving you a hand job. His little hands make your dick look bigger."
"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."
"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !"
"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"
"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."
"what did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up? I'm very squared."
"In what situation would you need Nancy to come out of the ground? in an emergenancy"
"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."