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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."
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"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"
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"I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions."
"What has 99 legs and one tooth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert."
"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."