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Joke of the Day
"Want to know why carrots give you good vision? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?"
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"My favorite superheros are.. Baskin and Robbin!"
"When the zombie apocalypse finally starts, I am running straight to the graveyard to play the most epic game of whack-a-mole ever."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"
"A man is waiting on the bus... ""Would you mind coming down?"" The driver asked politely."
"What do Syrian refugees eat for breakfast? Syrial!"
"Why do asian parents give their children short names? More time on tests."
"The liquor store clerk just wished me a merry Christmas as if she weren't going to see me 7 more times before then."
"What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting. I'll see myself out..."
"My sex life"