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"Any ship can be a minesweeper once..."
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"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"
"How do you kill a Byzantine? You push him into an Ottoman."
"*pulls motorist over* COP: Are you high? MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree? *one leaf silently falls from cop*"
"What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, ""life"" is too short."
"Q: How do mathematicians scold their children? A: ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""
"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."
"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"
"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."
"I've spotted six Pokemon today but I don't have the Pokemon GO app so it may just be that I need my new meds adjusted."