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Joke of the Day
"Why is NTFS healthy? Because it's FAT free."
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"*turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume* ""Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have."""
"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."
"A National Treasure where Nicholas Cage has to find the model number on a 15 year old dishwasher."
"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."
"Hooters finally hired me but I have to wear a smock to cover up my weird nipples"
"The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself ""do I want to see it?"" If you do, it's not on Netflix."
"Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective? cod damn it"
"how many black people does it take to change a light bulb? WRONG! black people don't work you idiot"
"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""