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Joke of the Day
"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"
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"[turns to date during movie where bank robbers laugh & toss money around motel room] They won't be laughing when it's time to pick it all up"
"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"*licks ice cream cone Cone: I have a boyfriend."
"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not likely, but weirder things have happened."
"Just welled up with tears listening to Cheers opening theme song in case you didn't know what PMS feels like."
"My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up."
"When I get old I'm going to trace every wrinkle on my body with a black pen, hide in kids closets, and pretend I'm a cracked porcelain doll."