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Joke of the Day
"What did the father buffalo say when his son went off to college? ""Bison."""
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"Nothing makes me more aware of my multiple personalities than listening to my entire iPod playlist on shuffle."
"A guy once told me that his favorite pastime was calculating averages. I asked him, ""What do you mean?"""
"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."
"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."
"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"
"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""
"Do you remember the name of the Italian/Vietnamese restaurant we went to? Yeah! It was great, how could I ""Pho-get-abouttit"""
"The Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women than most men."