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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"Is it just me? Or does amy schumer look like sarah silvermann sounds?"

"A recent report shows that Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this. My toast was very hairy"

"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"

"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"

"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."

"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."

"terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth"

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work."