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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup."

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."

"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's."" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"When someone cries, ""No one gets me"" I immediately snatch them and put them in my trunk and yell, ""I got you""!"

"Meant to tell my daughter ""Good night, I love you,"" but it came out as ""Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"""

"What's special about twin fruit molesters? They always cum in pears."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida."

"I need to know how to swim in pussy... ...cause im drowning in it"