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Joke of the Day
"I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything."
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"How to trigger a liberal... Mention ""Indians"" around Thanksgiving time."
"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"
"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"
"Earth is indeed bipolar, but it's not a disorder."
"Why don't Superman's farts smell? Because krypton gas is odourless."
"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."
"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."
"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."