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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet? A digimon."
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"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."
"[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has"
"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"
"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."
"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"
"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""
"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"
"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"