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Joke of the Day

"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""

"How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo? Rodney King Pinatas"

"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."

"Today, my son, Sam, told me that he wanted to become a woman. I've always wanted a Trans Sam."

"What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles."

"Two rednecks are pissing off a bridge One says to the other ""Damn, that waters cold""! The other one says ""Yeah, deep too""!"

"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? His dick was in the chicken"

"Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!"

"It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden."

"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."