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Joke of the Day

"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."

"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"

"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."

"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"

"How to live forever? Hire a project manager to plan your death."

"Where do footballers dance ? At a football !"

"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."

"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam you cant peanut butter your way in someones ass"

"What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, its not going to come anyways"