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Joke of the Day
"I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt."
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"Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"
"Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!"
"A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, ""What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"" The Marine shrugged and replied, ""Recoil."""
"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"
"[at SunMaid farms with a guy] Guy: so is this a date? Girl:... No? These are raisins"
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" and POOF! He disappeared without a tres."
"What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not ovary fond of you"