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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them."

"CASHIER: 300. ME: Ha, like the movie. CASHIER: Nice one, Seinfeld. ME: Ha, like the comedian. CASHIER: ... ME: Ha, like a mime..."

"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"It's surprising how little people change Actually the process isn't that different, other than the tiny clothes"

"What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!"

"Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history"

"What do you call a broken lizard? Ereptile dysfunction"

"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("