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Joke of the Day
"What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not ovary fond of you"
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"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I can hold your boobs up all day for free."
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"
"An Eskimo's lover leans in close and says.. ""baby, kiss me."" The Eskimo leans forward, shakes his head, and says ""no""."
"Beer: The WD40 for conversations."
"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"
"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."
"A cannibal once ate a fortune-teller for dinner. He liked his medium rare."
"What do you call it when a turtle beats a rabbit in a race? Aesop story."
"Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them."