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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but mean your mother."

"It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict."

"Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again."

"The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me."

"Observational humor isn't funny See?"

"A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. who wins? society"

"Q: Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? A: Hot and Cold."

"What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? An ironing board's legs are hard to open."

"It's cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks. I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesise with him."

"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."