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Joke of the Day

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"What does a dominatrix say when she's late? ""Sorry I tied you up"""

"As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale."

"Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having..."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods)."

"What kind of letters do feminists send? Hate male."

"""Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it."" -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation"

"If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life. ""What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"""

"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"