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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."
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"Do You Want to Play a Game Buddy? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanna-play-the-rape-game.jpg"
"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar... Or a hospital.... Or possibly a church."
"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."
"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"
"The ex just asked me how can one have a soulmate if one has no soul? Wonder which of us he was referring to?"
"Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?"
"My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post man now."
"Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented"