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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."

"Did you hear why the Quartz is divorcing her husband? She says he took her for Granite"

"I went downtown today. I was really surprised to see that the stationary store had moved locations"

"Me: ""Has anybody seen my henlay?"" You: ""what's a henlay?"" Me: "".....eggs"" :-,"

"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"

"I used to be addicted to soap... I'm clean now."

"Wanna hear my joke about the beach? I'm shore you'll like it"

"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."

"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."

"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."