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Joke of the Day

"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."

"Bernie Sanders"

"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"

"If I were a rapper I'd go by the name of lay-Z. Wouldn't release a single track."

"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"

"No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?"

"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."

"I wanted to build a camp for kids with ADD. But I got shut down for calling it a concentration camp."

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."