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Joke of the Day
"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."
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"I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin... she said it's kinda fiddely."
"Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun."
"A plateau is the highest form of flattery. That's it..."
"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."
"Left home on Friday night, got bck home on Monday night. Grandma: U kids dnt knw hw 2 party, wen I ws ur age, I'd come back after a month"
"What do you call a pig on a leash? Pulled Pork"
"My girlfriend wanted me to make her feel like she's the only girl in the world. So I signed her up for Electrical Engineering."
"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"
"""Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."" - Me to my children."