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Joke of the Day
"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."
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"Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work."
"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."
"Me: sorry I can't go to the farmer's market with you. Allergies. Friend: pollen? Me: hipsters."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."
"What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round."
"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling"
"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""