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Joke of the Day

"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"

"God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters"

"A friend of mine got crushed by falling books. He only has his shelf to blame."

"Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."

"Why was Moses' wife angry? He gave her the burning bush."

"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"

"I was born with an extra toe halfway down my leg. It's neato."

"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."

"Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) ."