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"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."
"Soup Person1 my alphabet soup is telling me a message. Person 2 what is it saying? Person1: oooooo Person 2 *sigh* Those are cheerios"
"If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey."
"Do you ever feel like a tampon? In a good place, but at the wrong time."
"What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob"
"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"
"No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family."
"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"