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Joke of the Day
"No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?"
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"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"
"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."
"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."
"Fey items are full of irony."
"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""
"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"
"My friends joke he made up!! Why can you ask a NewZealander how many sexual partners they have had? Because he would fall asleep counting all the sheep. (Btw we are Australian sooo)"
"Boss: Why did you call off yesterday? Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now."