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Joke of the Day

"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."

"One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you."

"How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload."

"Did you know that papa johns was delivering to the twin towers on nine eleven? The order was for two large planes!"

"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."

"I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles."

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""

"son: hey dad me: [picks up phone, dials 9] yes son: now don't get mad me: [dials 1] ok son: do we have a fire extinguisher me: [dials 1]"

"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"

"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"