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Joke of the Day
"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."
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"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"
"Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose."
"My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps"
"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."
"Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server."
"Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? The CathArctic."
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."
"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"