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Joke of the Day
"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"
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"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver"
"You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too."
"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."
"My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane."
"""Update your Adobe or you'll be sleeping with the fishes"" - Flash mob"
"What did the man who ate a clock say? That was time consuming but I still want seconds."
"Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, ""sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned""."
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."
"Being a ""Hopeless Romantic"" sounds kinda depressing. ""Pull my chair out for me?"" .. ""I'd love to, but I've given up."""