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Joke of the Day
"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"
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"Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers? Its called the MaxiPad"
"If money can't buy happiness, explain ice cream. You can't."
"You know your life sucks when... Your job sucks, Your kids suck, And your wife doesn't."
"What do you call a fat chemistry professor? A significant figure."
"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."
"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on? Debate time reform."
"What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife? A midwife crisis."
"A guy calls his local butchery... - Do you have chicken paws? - Yes - Do you have chicken wings? - Yes, I do - Do you have pig's head? - Sure - You must look really funny then"