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Joke of the Day

"Reason why I'm single... Because it's impossible to be double."

"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."

"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."

"Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg."

"""Hey, enough with the damn songs! We're all studying for finals."" -rest of the school on Glee"

"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."

"Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"

"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite cocktail? A Cosbypolitan"