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Joke of the Day
"Reason why I'm single... Because it's impossible to be double."
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"Never go to target in a red shirt. I was holding my kid and someone asked for help. Like yea just let me finish stocking the toddlers first."
"69% of people find something dirty in every sentence."
"I get it, you have a philosophy degree, but I just want you to make my latte, not wax poetic about life, okay Baristotle? Extra foam please."
"When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff."
"You - The food smells wonderful Me - That's me I burped"
"How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap."
"A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender says, ""hey pirate that's got to be hard to walk with."" Pirate says, ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""
"My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful"
"If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes.."