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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread? A faggette"
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"Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking It's as hard as it is to start flossing - Mitch Hedberg I miss this man every day :("
"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"
"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"
"What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus? ""Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"""
"I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, ""It's not you, it's you."""
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"
"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"
"I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing people happy birthday on Facebook."
"I hate it when people tell me I don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need shoes to run, but it fucking helps."