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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"

"You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like ""Screw it let's just move?"" That's why we're exploring space"

"So while Lane Kiffin was managing the Alabama offensive... he had Nick Saban's daughter handling the D?"

"What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood? Pilot season"

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?"

"Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama? It's called the union worker You'll over pay It never works And you can't fire it"

"You can't spell grope without GOP."

"I see that El Chapo has been extradited to the U.S. So we may not get a Mexican wall but I bet we get a tunnel!"

"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."