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Joke of the Day

"I actually don't really hate anybody at all except for Oprah,David spade, Kevin James, the mom from the Berenstain Bears, Sheryl Crow, Kevin"

"Marriage Tip: Try not to leave a footprint on your spouse's ass as they get out of the car when you drop them at the airport."

"Why being gay is a serious issue? Because men are fucking asshole"

"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."

"I have a friend named Dick... He's mentally richarded."

"Hear about the farmer that stepped on a rake? He had two acres."

"Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an airplane"

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"*walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT ""My next what? *from the closet ""Oh sorry typo I meant you're."

"I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"