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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)."

"Everybody is annoying after one hour."

"Parenting is great if you want to relive every moment from your childhood when your parents got mad at you - from your parents' perspective."

"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."

"Football is so cute it's like some guys are like we're gonna get you and one guys like no no no no"

"Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot ""harass or annoy"" her. I want one of those against everyone ever."

"You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"

"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""

"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."