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Joke of the Day

"The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa."

"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."

"""I'm single and ready to mingle""..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably one, but I can easily pay two to get the job done together at the same price I'd pay any other repair man."

"A mobster walks into a bar, but then he turns around and walks out. Because he realized it was a set-up."

"Did you hear about Prince? He died."

"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."

"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"

"What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him."

"What was the demon arrested for? Possession."