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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
Next Joke
"Yesterday I went rollerblading, and I ran into batman. So I say ""Oy! Batman! Come skate with me! . . . "" But Batman just says ""I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!"""
"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."
"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"
"How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*"
"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer she informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" ""Anything?"" he asks with a smirk ""Anything."" ""Tits please"""
"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"
"What's the difference between the IRS and a baby? It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up."
"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."